CURRENT MOOD:I actually feel like I'm kinda on top of everything. It's bricking chicken awesome.
CURRENT GIFS MEANING: POWERLINE. GOOFY MOVIE.
CURRENTLY READING: The Secret to Teen Power, Great Singing for Great Singers, Perks of Being a Wallflower
SONG ON REPEAT: Sir Duke by Stevie Wonder!!
CURRENT FRUSTRATION: Money. You kinda need it to do things.
CURRENT POSITIVE: God. God is remarkable. Good to remember there's more to life than the things that bother us every day, there's so much more.
CURRENT APPLE OF MY EYE: A good nights rest and still having a fun night with friends.
hell is empty and the demons are here
wait…they’re not free?
Not in America
Wait, where are they free?
literally everywhere else
to be clear: I didn’t have to pay for some of my applications
others I did
YOU DON’T HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR APPLICATIONS WTF
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
IS IT TRUEEE?!????? DID MY SHIP SAIL???
I HAVENT WATCHED OMG MY OTP IS REAL ?!
In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, all of the students Professor McGonagall is teaching to dance are Gryffindors. Which means, Hufflepuffs would be taught by Professor Sprout, Flitwick would be teaching the Ravenclaws, and guess who the Slytherins get to waltz with?
“Put ………your hand …………….on ……..my …………….waist.”
in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your head
I HOPE YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT YOU’VE DONE
So apparently Ed Sheeran is writing a song for The Fault In Our Stars and I’m just here like
imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food